He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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