another moral hangover. fuck.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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