But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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