Pants 0. Shit 1.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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