So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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