On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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