I look better un-naked...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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