and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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