super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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