we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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