So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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