no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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