He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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