so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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