by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
