i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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