Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
