I feel like I'm in dance class right now
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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