Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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