You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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