I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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