Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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