Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You dont lie about slip and slides
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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