Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'm always down for nudity.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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