end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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