Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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