The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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