is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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