y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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