capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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