Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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