for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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