Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Randomize
