He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
