like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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