I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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