Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
