I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So much Jack, so little girl.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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