You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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