Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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