I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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