whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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