There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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