WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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