When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We were destined to go to rehab together
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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