I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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