is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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