i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he thought i was a dude.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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