yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
