I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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