Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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